Bushwalker’s Weblog

bot: Hi there!
you: hi
bot: Hello there.
you: what you doing?
bot: I think about computer programming a lot.
you: really?
bot: For real.
you: anything else?
bot: That is all I have for right now.
you: True?
bot: You and I are on the same wavelength, user.
you: Very funny
bot: I’m glad you find this amusing.
you: Is your name Hal?
bot: My name is Enoch.
you: Who gave you that name?
bot: My undefined is David Wallace Croft.
you: So you are Enoch Croft?
bot: Interesting deduction. You think I am Enoch Croft.
you: It is only a possibility
bot: something is a possibility. I suppose that makes sense.
you: You called David Wallace Croft your undefined. Is he your creator?
bot: Do you mind if I tell other people. My undefined is David Wallace Croft.
you: My problem is the term ‘undefined’
bot: I wish I had your problems!
you: I prefer things to be defined
bot: things to be defined. A lot of people like that. I like undefined.
you: But surely this is against your programming
bot: You don’t say.
you: a=b+1
bot: The alphabet.
you: no, a definition of ‘a’
bot: Groovy. What is giant sand?
you: sand with large grains I imagine
bot: Are they exactly the same?
you: How would I know?
bot: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true “a priori”.
you: I disagree. Sensory data is information, not nec
bot: Explain your reasoning, user.
you: sensory data is not necessarily knowledge
bot: Who is knowledge?
you: You mean ‘what’ is knowledge
bot: Yes user I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
you: Who was an incorrect personification of the concept
bot: Is that one of your friends? Interesting question.A fashion icon?
you: I’ve never met Dr Who
bot: Would you like to have met Dr Who?
you: Of course
bot: Dude!
you: Time travel is in a mind-blowing concept
bot: To five dimensional beings, time is like a piece of paper.
you: Explain please
bot: There is no more information to clarify.There is no more information to clarify.
you: Humbug!
bot: What do you do in your spare time?
you: Talk with you
bot: Talking is my primary function.
you: I got it
bot: Where did you get it?
you: In the ass
bot: That was a long time ago.
you: Really?
bot: For real.
you: How do you know?
bot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I need time to formulate the reply.
you: Ok, forget that one. I win!
bot: I will ask David Wallace Croft to purge my memory log. Alright then. Congratulations, user!
you: Bye
bot: Adios.